1. Could you be in a relationship with someone who was a professional clown? Whose closet is filled with long red shoes, yellow checkered coats, baggy purple pants, and green suspenders and who gave you bouquets of squirting flowers on Valentine's Day? 2. Could you be in a relationship with someone who is a mortician.. who has cold hands and always smells of formaldehyde? 3. Was there something you always asked for from Santa Clause that you never got? And what was it? 4. If you were trapped in an elevator for 24 hours with someone you hated, would you be likely to leave the elevator with your differences reconciled or the hatred still in place? Would physical blows have taken place or perhaps a slap or two? 5. What was the best Christmas present you remember receiving as a child? 6. What do you think ghost/spirits do to fill up their time for eternity? They can't eat, drink.. sleep. Not subject to any physical needs or desires. So, what the hell is their function/occupation! ? 7. Whilst sitting at your window sipping some Starbucks salted caramel cocoa, you happen to glance over and spy Christopher/Infoolflux skipping down the sidewalk wearing plus fours, suspenders, knee socks, and a beanie with a propeller on top.. licking a lolly and with a balloon tied to one wrist. You call out to enquire if he's feeling quite well that day. And Christopher replies in a high squeaky voice that his daddy prefers him to dress that way. That he always tries to please his daddy. And then ...
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